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Phucked Pheasant Gin - 500mL
Phucked Pheasant Gin - 500mL
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In the hushed hour before dawn, when dew still clings to emerald ferns and moonlight melts into mist, a lone pheasant – resplendent in iridescent plumage – tiptoes through our distillery’s shadowed aisles. Enticed by the ostentatious array of spent botanicals left after our distillation runs, this audacious avian can’t resist the siren call of kawakawa leaves, sun-kissed orange peel, tangy lime shards, mellow miro sprigs, and golden bee pollen. One nibble turns into a delectable feast, and soon our feathered friend is wobbling with giddy delight, its dainty feet acquainted with a boozy buzz.
At a formidable 57% ABV, Phucked Pheasant Gin strikes with naval strength and nuanced balance. Aromas of bright citrus give way to herbal warmth, while subtle sweetness lingers like the echo of that dawn-time feast. Whether you sip it neat to feel the full power of its punch or craft a dazzling cocktail to tame its feral fizz, this gin promises a riotous rendezvous with flavour.
So raise your glass to our intrepid pheasant provocateur – may its boozy foray inspire you to celebrate life’s unexpected feasts. Sip wisely, mix wildly, and let Phucked Pheasant Gin ruffle your feathers in the most glorious way.
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